Far more original

It was an ingenius idea. An elegant mechanism with internal filtering devices that would sort out the chaff from the wheat. And then we hit a snag. The clever Phuket algorithm that was meant to graciously excuse crowd the from making an appearance has backfired. Who would have thought we had so many close, dedicated friends who would trek a dozen timezones to share our happiest moment yet? Thanks to those who will be there, sincerely tried, or will be busy running their own show in May. To us, you'll always be close.